January 2012
38 posts
Gingrich promises to get to the moon within 8... →
confusing the 2012 presidential campaign for the 1960 presidential campaign.
“You like chocolate ice cream? I can’t make RICHER chocolate ice cream. I’m going...”
– Matthew Weiner, blowing HARD about the forthcoming 5th season of Mad Men. I don’t even know what this quote means, but the streak is intact: every time I read an interview with him, I hate him more.
“Jolene” as sung by Norah Jones on the...
“If life is a highway the soul is just a car, / and objects in the rear view...”
– Meat Loaf
“I assume most people know I didn’t do the U.S. remake for the art. I did my...”
– Ricky Gervais on “The Office”
“I’m living it. I don’t need to ‘surf’ it.”
– Charles Barkley, in response to Shaq’s accusation that he didn’t know how to surf the Web.
“Achievement is its own reward, pride obscures it.”
– Major Garland Briggs
“The Lakers are the only NBA team currently capable of putting an...”
– fun ‘n’ games with Metta World Amnesty via ESPN.com
“I don’t really care about commercial success, and the end result is I...”
– Woody Allen, “American Masters” documentary
“There seems to be this weird misconception that it is wrong to disrespect...”
– Ricky Gervais, 01/01/2012 blog post
December 2011
41 posts
“I will never Twitter, and I will never kill myself.”
– NBA analyst Charles Barkley, 12/29/2011
