For a variety of reasons, this is one shower that should be checked thoroughly before use.
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I hate text alert tones. I think they’re pointless and annoying. And frankly, I don’t really see the point. You can hear a vibration almost as clearly as you can hear a text tone, expecially with an iPhone. And let’s be real, we all know you have your phone glued to your hand or within eye shot…
4yo: “Knock Knock!”
Wife: “Who’s there?”
4yo: “A slimy octopus bigger than the earth!”
Wife: “A slimy octopus bigger than the earth, who?”
4yo: “Mommy, you should probably keep your door shut.”
Happy Birthday, Sterling Hayden.
One of my favorite things in life is coffee. Another of my favorite things in life is coffee shops. I am a huge Starbucks fan and will fight you extensively on why it’s a great establishment (perhaps in a future post!), but I’m also a sucker for a local cafe and all the hipster shit it comes with….
It’s real, dude.
This was a tough one to describe in just a short title, so let me explain. I constantly see people on Facebook write statuses saying things like, “You know you’re old when you’d rather spend Friday night with your cat.” Or, today for example, I overheard a young girl say, “I never want to go out…
"I’m a feminist. So if a woman and I are going for the last empty seat on the subway, I’m not holding back."
For the 15th straight year my wife said she didn’t want Valentine’s gifts.
For the 14th straight year I ignored her.
2/14/00 went BADLY.