This was a tough one to describe in just a short title, so let me explain. I constantly see people on Facebook write statuses saying things like, “You know you’re old when you’d rather spend Friday night with your cat.” Or, today for example, I overheard a young girl say, “I never want to go out…
"I’m a feminist. So if a woman and I are going for the last empty seat on the subway, I’m not holding back."
For the 15th straight year my wife said she didn’t want Valentine’s gifts.
For the 14th straight year I ignored her.
2/14/00 went BADLY.
William Gaines: Yes, sir, I do — for the cover of a horror comic.
William Gaines, publisher of EC Comics, testifying before the Senate Judiciary Subcommittee on Juvenile Delinquency hearings on comic books (1954)
"Facebook is telling me that everyone has a house, a kid, and a dog. So I’m just trying to calm the fuck down."
Me right now
65 days until #OpeningDay14. Will you be at #CitiField on 3/31? #LGM
"What was the happiest moment of your life?"
"Well, it’s not now."