Citizen Dain
mets:

Truffle shuffle?

mets:

Truffle shuffle?

sexy vintage “Weird Tales” covers from the 1930s

reasonsmysoniscrying:

4yo: “Knock Knock!”
Wife: “Who’s there?”
4yo: “A slimy octopus bigger than the earth!”
Wife: “A slimy octopus bigger than the earth, who?”
4yo: “Mommy, you should probably keep your door shut.”

sunsetgun:

Happy Birthday, Sterling Hayden.

sunsetgun:

Happy Birthday, Sterling Hayden.

little-annoying-things:

One of my favorite things in life is coffee. Another of my favorite things in life is coffee shops. I am a huge Starbucks fan and will fight you extensively on why it’s a great establishment (perhaps in a future post!), but I’m also a sucker for a local cafe and all the hipster shit it comes with….

ONE WEEK

Is housing really this crazy in NY or is this just an exaggeration?

theworstroom:

It’s real, dude. 

little-annoying-things:

This was a tough one to describe in just a short title, so let me explain. I constantly see people on Facebook write statuses saying things like, “You know you’re old when you’d rather spend Friday night with your cat.” Or, today for example, I overheard a young girl say, “I never want to go out…

humansofnewyork:

"I’m a feminist. So if a woman and I are going for the last empty seat on the subway, I’m not holding back."

humansofnewyork:

"I’m a feminist. So if a woman and I are going for the last empty seat on the subway, I’m not holding back."

reasonsmysoniscrying:

For the 15th straight year my wife said she didn’t want Valentine’s gifts.
For the 14th straight year I ignored her.

2/14/00 went BADLY.

my favorite colors

my favorite colors

Senator Kefauver: Here is your May 22 issue. This seems to be a man with a bloody ax holding a woman’s head up which has been severed from her body. Do you think that is in good taste?

William Gaines: Yes, sir, I do — for the cover of a horror comic.

William Gaines, publisher of EC Comics, testifying before the Senate Judiciary Subcommittee on Juvenile Delinquency hearings on comic books (1954)